1 00:00:00,220 --> 00:00:02,860 I know you're meant to be abrupt, but that's a bit stark. 2 00:00:02,860 --> 00:00:05,020 I'm always stark with liars. 3 00:00:05,020 --> 00:00:07,060 I'm drawn to you. And I'm drawn... 4 00:00:07,060 --> 00:00:08,940 to other women. 5 00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:11,980 Back off, Wickham. I know you. 6 00:00:11,980 --> 00:00:14,020 But I don't have the pleasure. 7 00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:17,140 Get used to it. Allow me to introduce Mr Collins. 8 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:19,180 What a bloody mess! 9 00:00:19,180 --> 00:00:22,500 We cannot in all conscience detain you further with our hospitality. 10 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,500 You will leave my house. 11 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:27,620 You're such a disappointment I can't bear to look at you. 12 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:30,020 You are an abomination, madam. Good afternoon. 13 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:02,380 (COCK CROWING) (THUDDING) 14 00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:07,460 Elizabeth, I'll tell you this for free. 15 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:10,740 If we don't get through this door, I'll have to do something drastic. 16 00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:12,700 (THUDDING) 17 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,940 Oh! 18 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,540 Whatever do you do, sir? 19 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:22,740 Sleeping in the library! 20 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:25,940 What I do, madam, is collide with folly and conceit 21 00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:28,940 whenever I am rash enough to step outside this room. 22 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:31,620 Henceforth, I am minded to remain here. 23 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:35,020 Are you not happy that Jane is wed to Mr Collins? 24 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:37,140 Happy? 25 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,380 That my kindest, prettiest daughter 26 00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:42,300 has embarked upon an adulthood of supplication 27 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:46,340 to such a preening Caliban? Happy, madam, 28 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,460 that she should live in subjugation to such an enormity? 29 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:52,380 I would rather sleep in a drain than consent to be happy. 30 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:57,260 MRS BENNET: Mr Bennet! I haven't slept a wink. 31 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,300 Lizzie lost at books, 32 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:02,660 now Jane taken to another county... 33 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:06,060 What Jane's done for Papa, I'd rather die. 34 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:11,140 (THUD) MR BENNET: Door... 35 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:13,060 Pickaxe. 36 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:15,340 A most satisfying juxtaposition. 37 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:18,260 I often wondered who was silly enough to leave this here. 38 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,020 Serves no earthly purpose. 39 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:27,820 Please reassure Mrs Bennet I'll be out of the house in ten minutes. 40 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:30,500 I shan't take anything I didn't bring with me. 41 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,620 Don't forget that. It's not mine. 42 00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:38,700 I don't know how to thank you. Yes, you do. 43 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,500 Be reconciled with Jane. Do it soon. 44 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:48,780 (CHURCH BELL) Good morning, Mrs Collins. 45 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:52,620 You may be wondering... 46 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:55,420 why I have not called upon you in the night to... 47 00:02:55,420 --> 00:02:58,820 claim the...rapture that is mine... 48 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:02,980 ..as ordained by the Redeemer. 49 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:09,220 I'm engaged in a... period of abstinence, 50 00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:12,780 for the purpose of purification. 51 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:16,540 But when that period is concluded... 52 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,740 Ohhh, Mrs Collins... 53 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:34,580 I have a mind to shear off all my hair. 54 00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:38,420 Really? 55 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:42,340 Anything to alter that expression of sentimental disappointment. 56 00:03:42,340 --> 00:03:44,580 What expression would you have me wear? 57 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:48,220 I love Miss Bennet still. 58 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:50,540 But she is no longer Miss Bennet. 59 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:52,420 She is now Mrs Collins. 60 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,620 (GASPS) On your departure, 61 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,620 my daughters may seek to engage you in conversation. 62 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,300 I would prefer it if they weren't successful. 63 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:20,060 Your parting words of wisdom are treasures my girls can live without. 64 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:26,020 You really do think I'm some sort of disease, don't you? 65 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:52,140 Spunk. 66 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:55,100 Do you know the word? It's soldier's slang. 67 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:58,780 They use it to applaud a particular species of reckless courage. 68 00:04:58,780 --> 00:05:01,060 To my eye, Miss Price, 69 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:03,060 you have spunk. 70 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,300 How you hate me. 71 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:11,540 And yet, here you are. What choice do I have? 72 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:13,740 Precisely. 73 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:17,820 Now, you wish to crawl back into society, and for this, you need me. 74 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:20,940 So, prepare the meagrest of ingredients 75 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:23,220 with confidence and style... 76 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:26,540 ..and you shall serve a banquet. 77 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:29,140 How much money do you have? A pound. 78 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:31,100 I have two. 79 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:33,340 I shall give you one of them. 80 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:35,500 And together, we shall buy you a dress. 81 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:40,620 I smile, yes? Yes. 82 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:45,620 The humble fan, for when one is consumed by one emotion, 83 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:47,940 but is constrained to exhibit another. 84 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:52,140 Why are you doing this? You want instruction in bearing and tone. 85 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:54,820 Do not touch your nose. I've got an itch. 86 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:57,260 Ladies are strangers to the itch. 87 00:05:58,540 --> 00:06:00,460 Show me the coquette imperial. 88 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:06,780 You're selling me stale eggs at market. Do it again. 89 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,940 Better. Show your face. 90 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:12,460 Acquaintances. 91 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:16,140 Consider your very good friends, the De Ceressays... 92 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,700 the nec plus ultra of Parisian society, 93 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:23,180 dear Prince Gustaf and his charming wife... 94 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:25,060 Marie... 95 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:30,420 Their collection of porcelain is quite unparalleled. 96 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:32,620 I've never heard of these people. 97 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:35,220 Well, they don't exist, of course. Of course. 98 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,380 I've always found commendably useful... 99 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:40,260 I thought we were supposed to be at war with France. 100 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:43,020 War with France is traditional. War with Paris... 101 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:45,060 It's unthinkable. 102 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:47,660 Society does not recognise it. 103 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:51,220 What we shall do with you is have you married to a rich man. 104 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:53,540 I am the one person around here 105 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:57,020 who is absolutely not gonna marry anybody, rich or otherwise. 106 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:59,900 I buggered up this story, and now I have to unbugger it 107 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:02,940 by rebuilding my friendship with Jane Collins. 108 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:05,220 I'm going to write her a letter. Clever. 109 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:07,940 If you don't like it, you can take your dress and... 110 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:10,340 What? You shall be reconciled with Jane. 111 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:12,620 She shall invite you to her house, at Rosings, 112 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:15,860 which is owned by Darcy's dismal aunt Catherine, 113 00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:19,100 who is the cloaca through whom all society must pass. 114 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:23,380 Whoa, whoa, the person I am most utterly not going to marry is Darcy. 115 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:26,940 I did not suggest it. And yet, you thought of it. 116 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:30,100 That's interesting. Go to Jane at once. Forget the letter. 117 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:33,860 'That's our of order, Wickham. 118 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:37,820 Unless it's absolutely necessary, I will never speak to Darcy again. 119 00:07:37,820 --> 00:07:40,620 If I have to, I will be so bum-crushingly correct, 120 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:43,860 he'll faint with boredom and I'll step right over him, fanning.' 121 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,420 You have made this house very... 122 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:55,140 ..comfortable. 123 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:59,580 The furnishings and decorations are under the personal jurisdiction of Lady Catherine. 124 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,460 Yes, that would explain it. 125 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:07,140 Jane, I don't expect you or Mr Collins to welcome me. 126 00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:10,100 Please accept my apologies and my congratulations, 127 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,220 though they are both shamefully overdue. 128 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:16,860 That's it. 129 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:23,020 But if you ever need me, Jane, just say the word. 130 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,900 I'll hear you. I'll come. 131 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:47,100 My dear, you forget we dine with Lady Catherine tonight. 132 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,260 I had forgot. We must hurry. 133 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:51,820 Your guest is tolerated at the parsonage, 134 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:55,060 but under no circumstances can she be presented at Rosings. 135 00:08:56,420 --> 00:08:58,660 Your husband is quite correct. 136 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:02,140 A person like myself cannot possibly sit at the same table as... 137 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,300 Lady Catherine De Bourgh. 138 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:07,580 You must. You cannot leave me to be devoured by Lady Catherine. 139 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:13,340 But it is... 140 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,540 awkward. 141 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,300 I am charged with passing Lady Catherine a message 142 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:20,740 from Princesse Marie De Ceressay, of Paris. 143 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:24,820 Dear Marie made me swear I would deliver the greeting personally. 144 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:30,220 But I'm sure it is quite all right if you do it for me, Mr Collins. 145 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:34,020 On the contrary, 146 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:38,460 you have been charged, Miss Price, with a most important mission. 147 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:41,300 You must obey your instructions to the letter. 148 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,180 If you say so, sir, I must. 149 00:09:58,060 --> 00:09:59,980 (MUFFLED) 150 00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:05,660 (CLEARS THROAT) 151 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,700 This is she. 152 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,700 No, no. This would never have done at all. 153 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:32,300 Before one even addressed the matter of trade, 154 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,420 the complexion is too weathered. 155 00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:37,820 No, for you, Mr Collins, the Bennet girl is much more suitable. 156 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,060 The dress, however, is acceptable. 157 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:44,940 Ah, Fitzwilliam, there you are. Aunt. 158 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,900 The usual people are here to dine, 159 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:49,860 this Miss Price also. 160 00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:53,340 Anne, come to your mother. 161 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:58,100 At dinner, you shall sit beside Miss Price. 162 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,060 It will be a useful exercise for you 163 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:03,020 to make conversation with a person unlike yourself. 164 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:06,500 Now, let us have music. Who shall play for us? 165 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,460 Miss Price disdains the pianoforte, Lady Catherine, 166 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,700 but she has an angel's voice. You are acquainted? 167 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:14,660 Lady Catherine, I forget my duty. 168 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:18,940 I bring the affectionate greetings of the Princesse De Ceressay. 169 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:21,500 Dear Marie especially wanted you to know 170 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,220 that you are always welcome at the chateau. 171 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:28,860 Dear Marie, as you know, is very dedicated in her friendship. 172 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:31,260 She never forgets my birthday. 173 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:35,900 I, however, forget the whereabouts of the De Ceressays' chateau. 174 00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:40,020 Paris, Mr Darcy. The right bank. 175 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:43,300 The De Ceressays' house occupies... rather a lot of it. 176 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:46,820 Hm. I confess I am none the wiser. 177 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:49,460 No, sir. But you are better informed. 178 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:55,860 Fitzwilliam, you recall the lake with its charming crocodiles 179 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:59,180 and the little ducks bobbing about. 180 00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:01,860 Dear Marie. Your pronunciation is so singular 181 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:04,020 that I did not recognise the name. 182 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:06,220 How are the De Ceressays? 183 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:10,860 How's the prince? He is very well, Lady Catherine. 184 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:26,540 185 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:30,700 Not freedom 186 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,820 187 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,380 188 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,540 189 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:41,260 190 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,300 191 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,420 It is, as you are perfectly well aware, 192 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:47,420 quite impossible for you to be here. 193 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:49,980 Painfully aware, sir. 194 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:53,980 Against my better judgment, I've come at the insistence of Mrs Collins. 195 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:57,220 If you can possibly find a way of persuading her to send me home, 196 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,100 I would be most obliged. 197 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:03,140 Don't they make a lovely couple? 198 00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:06,140 It's not my fault Miss Bennet chose to marry Mr Collins. 199 00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:08,140 It was a decision freely made. Quite. 200 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:12,140 This is a free society. She was not constrained at dagger-point 201 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:14,180 to take the imbecile Collins to her bed. 202 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:18,860 Everywhere, I behold the squalid prospect 203 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:23,060 of grasping arrivistes, harlots, and liars scrabbling over each other 204 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:25,460 in the sewer that is existence outside society. 205 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:30,700 The prospect is indeed...frightful. 206 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:36,180 Mr Collins says the Lady Catherine's buttresses 207 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:38,500 are the talk of the county. Buttresses? 208 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:43,060 Being a woman, I know so little about architecture, of course, but... 209 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:46,260 I think they form - Yes, I know what buttresses are. 210 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,180 211 00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:51,060 'First set, Miss Price. 212 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,180 New balls, please.' 213 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:57,540 How long does this obtain, Mr Bennet, 214 00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,140 this...dissension? 215 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,740 If Jane's marriage persists in provoking such distemper, 216 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,900 I am resolved to take the carriage 217 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:08,540 and visit Mrs Collins at Rosings, with Lydia. 218 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:11,860 It will be instructive for her to observe a happy marriage. 219 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:15,180 If you can contrive to find one of those at Rosings, Mrs Bennet, 220 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:18,620 I shall prance the length of Lady Catherine's drawing room naked. 221 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,340 Leave the room, Collins. Now. 222 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:29,260 I am a little astonished to be address thus in my own house. 223 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:31,500 My aunt's house. (CLEARS THROAT) 224 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,620 Go. 225 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,780 You wish to speak to me, sir? 226 00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,860 I am... 227 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:41,700 concerned. 228 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,140 I don't understand. 229 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:48,500 You came to this house knowing you'd be brought to Lady Catherine's, 230 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:52,260 knowing I would be there, knowing of my abysmal disregard for you. 231 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:56,380 Why, when I am, as you insist, so relentlessly unpleasant to you, 232 00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,700 do you persist in seeking me out? 233 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,620 I didn't seek you out. You came to me. 234 00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,220 Why? I don't know. 235 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,420 You must know. 236 00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:10,100 I do not, and my lack of comprehension is tormenting me. 237 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,980 Mrs Collins needs me. Good night. 238 00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:24,900 Are you quite sure this is what you mean to do? 239 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,660 (DOOR SLAMS) 240 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,780 He is in love with you. 241 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:39,940 No, he can't be. 242 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:44,020 That...doesn't make sense at all. That's crazy. 243 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:47,220 Darcy, OK? And Elizabeth Bennet of Longbourn. 244 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:50,300 Not Darcy and Amanda Price of W6. 245 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,980 Lizzie did not come to my wedding. 246 00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:57,420 She has detached herself from the fortunes of this family. 247 00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:59,300 It is a thing that she has chosen. 248 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:04,420 You must acknowledge this, Miss Price, in your own choosing. 249 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,700 I think you are a good person, 250 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,860 and you deserve happiness. 251 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,660 Stilton. 252 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:16,540 Loganberries. 253 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:20,780 Oh, hartshorn jelly. Ohhh. 254 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:24,340 And medlars from the orchard. Does Papa not want his medlars? 255 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:27,700 If he did not speak up for them, he only has himself to blame. 256 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:31,820 Indeed, all has been askew since your arrival and here you are again. 257 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:35,420 And this is for Lady Catherine. 258 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:38,220 Mrs Hill's spiced cream, 259 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,220 set with calf's foot. 260 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:42,220 Will she like it? 261 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:46,620 You should have told me you were visiting. That is a fault. 262 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,460 But I shall overlook it, 263 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:51,580 as I have decided that I like very well this daughter of yours. 264 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,580 She is...douce. 265 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,780 She has a natural gentillesse. 266 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:58,780 Not of the same calibre as Miss Bingley, of course, 267 00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:01,860 but that is breeding, a matter in which your daughters are... 268 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:05,620 disadvantaged. But that can be surmounted, within reason. 269 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:09,500 You will be relieved to hear that I have plans for them all. 270 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,580 Hm? Mr Collins has brothers. 271 00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:16,660 They are not all as pleasing in conversational countenance as he, 272 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,380 but they will do very well for your offspring. 273 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:22,300 Quite so. Say not another word. Leave it to me. 274 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,340 Being an enthusiast of Mr Collins, 275 00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:28,780 you would endorse such an arrangement? 276 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:31,540 I try not to judge people I've never met. 277 00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:33,620 You are a philosopher, Miss Price. 278 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,940 I would I could be like you. 279 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:39,180 Certainly, you would benefit from an occupation of some kind. 280 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,780 You have no function, Mr Darcy, no purpose. 281 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:45,340 Of course not. What a disgusting idea. 282 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,420 That is the raison d'etre of society. 283 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:51,420 We must be seen to be unoccupied. 284 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:54,660 'He's just so toxic! How can Jane think I'm the girl for him?' 285 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:57,300 Your ladyship must demand the festival for the senses 286 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,980 that is Miss Price's music. 287 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:02,060 'You think you're the girl for him. 288 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:04,740 Step off, Caroline, you conniving smirking...' 289 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:07,220 Bum face. (CLATTER OF CUTLERY) 290 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,060 Did I say that out loud? 291 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:12,660 Erm, it is a...a card game, Lady Catherine. 292 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:15,020 You might know it as Humpty-Dumpty. 293 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:18,700 Lady Catherine does not trifle with common games of cards. 294 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:23,220 Seven... Seven reverses the order. 295 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,460 Not that I necessarily have a seven. 296 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,660 You will not play, Mr Darcy? 297 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,500 When the unwitting are to be relieved of their money, 298 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,940 I prefer not to be a party. 299 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:36,900 Mr Bingley, I can see your hand. 300 00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:40,380 Ah! Such an elegant card. 301 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,180 Can you beat it? I cannot. 302 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:45,460 That's a guinea for me, Mr Collins. 303 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:48,340 Who plays now? Mr Bingley plays to me. 304 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:50,780 But he places no bet. Mr Bingley, you must bet. 305 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:58,140 Charles, you are too amusing. That is Papa's Hunter. 306 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:03,380 It is eccentric to wager an heirloom of pure gold at such a game. 307 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:07,260 It is your inheritance. 308 00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:09,220 Mine. Not yours. 309 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:12,860 I offer you a knave, Miss Price. 310 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,780 Shall you better him? 311 00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,860 She conquers you with the king, sir, 312 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:24,780 and claims her booty. 313 00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:31,420 A bet is a bet, Miss Price. 314 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,940 Take the watch. 315 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:37,860 I would, Mr Bingley, with pleasure, had this not been a practice game. 316 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:40,100 The first round is always a practice. 317 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,660 I should have made that clear. Sorry, it's a rule. 318 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:44,700 Now, shall we play for real? 319 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:53,500 You've done well today, my dear. You've won your hostess a guinea, 320 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,740 you spared the blushes of Mr Bingley. 321 00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:59,340 But you cannot have Fitzwilliam Darcy, Miss Price, 322 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,420 however good you are at games. 323 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,980 But I don't want Mr Darcy. 324 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:07,620 What you want, my dear, frightens you to death. 325 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:11,100 That is why you fail to comprehend yourself. 326 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,140 Where do you go, Charles? To the devil. 327 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,340 Or anyone who'll serve a man a proper drink. 328 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,700 Wickham. To drink with Wickham. 329 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:24,340 That is ill-advised. You counsel me on this now? 330 00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:27,100 With whom I may or may not consort to drink gin? 331 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,300 She loves me still. 332 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:32,140 To what unrelenting misery have I condemned her... 333 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:34,780 on your instruction? 334 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:38,540 Damn you. And damn everyone who won't put a light in his window 335 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:40,820 and stay up all night damning you. 336 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,700 Miss Price. 337 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:57,780 I am decided I was wrong... 338 00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:01,980 ..about Charles and Miss Bennet. 339 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:04,660 I should never have obstructed them. 340 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:09,380 It was...a shameful cruelty against your...blameless friend, 341 00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:11,420 and... 342 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:13,700 I beg your propitiation for it. 343 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:17,540 Prove to me that I am forgiven. 344 00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:19,260 Come to Pemberley. 345 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:23,420 My sister Georgiana has want of company. 346 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,580 Did I dream? 347 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:30,340 You've just invited me to Pemberley, Mr Darcy? 348 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:33,820 I thought I heard you say, "Come to Pemberley." 349 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:38,460 I did indeed, madam. I thought it might prove diverting, 350 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:40,740 for you and Miss Lydia and... 351 00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:42,900 Miss Price. 352 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,820 That's settled, then. 353 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,220 Good. 354 00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:50,100 Good night. 355 00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:54,340 I never thought I'd be asked to Pemberley. 356 00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:56,220 No, it's... 357 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:58,660 pretty unprecedented. 358 00:21:58,660 --> 00:22:00,820 I'll tell him. 359 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,660 From Lydia, Mr Bennet. She writes to say that she - 360 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:06,620 She and Mama are invited to Pemberley to stay for days. 361 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,820 I shall write to the prime minister. 362 00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:11,620 Why do we never go anywhere, Papa, or do anything? 363 00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:14,860 Lydia and your mother are at large in society, my dear. 364 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:17,540 It is enough for society to be getting on with. 365 00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:20,500 What news of Jane? No news of Jane. 366 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,740 Mama frets about the inappropriateness of her hat and... 367 00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:25,940 It is too much excitement for me to bear. 368 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,820 Thank you, ladies. 369 00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:35,180 DRIVER: Whoa... Whoa there. 370 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:39,860 Ladies. Are we there yet? 371 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:44,140 We are indeed within the park of Pemberley, are we not? 372 00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:46,740 (LAUGHS) Lydia, refresh yourself. 373 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,500 Here, hold the glass. 374 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,820 Oh, Lydia, you wobble so! 375 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,200 (FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS) 376 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,280 Ah. I find you re-classifying your beads. 377 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,280 The taxonomic principle being colour, spectrum left to right. 378 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,240 Hm... 379 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,160 This...lady who's coming to stay... 380 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,840 ..are you going to marry her? 381 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,360 And the second principle of order being size. 382 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,440 That's an absolutely outrageous question, Georgiana. 383 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,320 I really should chastise you for it. 384 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,480 You wouldn't dare. 385 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,560 You're right, I wouldn't. 386 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,440 (VOICES OUTSIDE) 387 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,680 Nevertheless, my dearest... 388 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,800 do indulge me by remaining in here for the moment. 389 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,960 BUTLER OUTSIDE: This way, sir. With your horse. 390 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,880 Mrs Bennet, ladies. Welcome. 391 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:37,120 Did you have a...erm...? A most pleasant journey, Mr Darcy. 392 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,240 Thank you. Good. 393 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,360 Splendid. My sister begs your pardon, but she is... 394 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,240 indisposed. 395 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,800 Mr Darcy. 396 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,360 With my particular gift for the inappropriate, 397 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,520 I am almost certainly bound to give offence, but... 398 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,000 you seem distressed, sir. 399 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,200 Wickham is here. 400 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,440 Be a good fellow and get down from your horse. 401 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,320 I am endeavouring to dismount. 402 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:14,320 You're a fool if you think Darcy will tolerate your presence here. 403 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,480 Bingley came to me in pursuit of oblivion. 404 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,480 He found it, for a pleasant evening. 405 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,160 Now he is delivered back to Pemberley undamaged. 406 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,720 Darcy is in my debt. House rules, Wickham. 407 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,360 Lydia, hands off. Georgiana, hands off big time. 408 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,200 What? This is... It's good. 409 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:36,160 You have chosen precisely the man I wished you to choose. 410 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,360 Swallerando, master of Pemberley. 411 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:42,800 Bravo. I know why you want me to do this. 412 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,880 If you could engineer it that Darcy and I get married, 413 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,160 then what happens to Frosty-Knickers? 414 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,280 I presume by that disparaging epithet, 415 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,240 you refer to the sublime Miss Bingley? 416 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,880 She gets scooped up by you, you and your galloping bloody horse. 417 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,160 Caroline is rather rich. 418 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,160 Maybe she is the love of my life. 419 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,960 You are repulsive. Yes, that's the tone. 420 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,760 Argh! 421 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,680 MR COLLINS: My Uncle Joseph, of course, was a legendary shot. 422 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:16,160 In Egypt, he once slew a brace of tigers with a single blast. 423 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,960 AMANDA: He must've been a very good shot... Charles. 424 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,960 ..to hit tigers all the way from Egypt. 425 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,480 Wickham, will you shoot? No, sir. 426 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,280 I shall suffer Mr Darcy to let me help pick up 427 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,880 the multitude of birds that shall come tumbling from the sky. 428 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,840 (BANG AND FLAPPING OF WINGS) 429 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,040 (GUNSHOTS) 430 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,120 (GASPS) Ohhh... 431 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,800 Mr Bingley. 432 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,760 I am glad to see you, sir. 433 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,040 In a moment, my husband will send for me. 434 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,880 I have not long to say what I must say. 435 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,240 We must accept what has occurred, you and I. 436 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:19,160 We must not...reproach ourselves for unlived lives. 437 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,200 I married Mr Collins and it may not be undone. 438 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:29,200 But you, Mr Bingley, you must cast off this regret. 439 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,360 It is your moral duty to be happy, Charles. 440 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,480 Marry, and be happy for us both. 441 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,960 All's well, Mr Collins? Ah-ha-ha... 442 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,840 The birds are that way. Oh, yes. No, I... 443 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,240 Mr Collins has had the unusual good fortune to shoot a peacock. 444 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,360 That is unusual. 445 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:59,520 One peacock is... probably sufficient. Ohhh... 446 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,360 Please do not point your gun at me, Mr Collins, neither at Miss Price. 447 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,200 No, no, I... No, I just... 448 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:30,080 Ooh, yes. Whither our host, I wonder. 449 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,960 I neither know nor care. 450 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,800 Charles, that is ungracious. He is a hypocrite. 451 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,120 Amanda. 452 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,200 It is she who must be loved. 453 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,640 You must not. 454 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,800 You must not. Wherefore must I not? 455 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,080 Who is to judge us? 456 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,960 I've laboured so long in the service of propriety. 457 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,800 Elizabeth. I am not Elizabeth. 458 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,720 The entire world will hate me. 459 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,120 Were that true, Amanda, I would fight the world. 460 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,480 You are the one I love. 461 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,080 Will you do something for me? 462 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:03,080 I am having...a bit of a strange post-modern moment here. 463 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,560 Is that agreeable? Oh, yes. Yes. 464 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,160 Oh, please. Stay there. If you... 465 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,440 touch me again, I will be completely unable to say what I want to say. 466 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,600 You love me. 467 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,600 Which one of me do you love? 468 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,840 The one you first met when I was... 469 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,800 spiky and vulgar, 470 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,120 and I...argued with you all the time, 471 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:33,240 when you looked at me and felt all that abysmal disregard? 472 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:37,600 Or the one I've been recently, simpering and fanning and... 473 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,840 trying so hard to fit in. 474 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,440 Please tell me you've noticed the difference. 475 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,800 I find both incarnations of your character equally disagreeable. 476 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,080 And yet I love you, Amanda Price. 477 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,680 With all my heart. 478 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,520 (HUNTING HORN SOUNDS) 479 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,960 Ignore that. Please. 480 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,680 I cannot. 481 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,840 When my duties are discharged, I shall find you, Amanda, 482 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,720 for there is more to say... 483 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,400 ..if only the same words, over and again. 484 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,320 'I love him. 485 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,280 I love Fitzwilliam Darcy. 486 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,200 I love him! 487 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,240 Maybe that's what's meant to happen. 488 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,520 I'm like an understudy. 489 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,360 The star has failed to turn up, 490 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,600 and I have to go on and do the show.' 491 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,640 (SOBBING) 492 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,680 Oh, it is the grass. 493 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,880 It makes my eyes water. 494 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:08,040 It's not the grass. It's seeing Jane married to the wrong man. 495 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,480 Well... 496 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,680 there's nothing to be done for it. 497 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,760 The world is full of... miserable, loveless marriages. 498 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,800 She will find a way to endure it. 499 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,000 Women do. 500 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,520 We are not condemned to endure our lives. 501 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,680 We can change them. 502 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,520 My life is about to change, Mrs Bennet. 503 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,560 I am in love, and the man I love is in love with me. 504 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,680 When I am married to him, I will be able to protect Jane. 505 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,080 And I'll be able to help you and Mr Bennet. 506 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,920 I will buy Longbourn for you. 507 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,680 Would that not improve things between the two of you just a bit? 508 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,680 Miss Price, this is... 509 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,760 a quite extraordinary declaration. 510 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,120 These are extraordinary times. 511 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,000 (GUNSHOT) 512 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,880 Bingley! Lay down your gun, sir. 513 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,400 The breath of your shot was upon my face. 514 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,720 How long shall you prolong this pantomime of heartbreak over Jane Collins? 515 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:13,040 Have you no notion how intensely tiresome this maudlin drunkenness has become? 516 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,800 Let us say no more of this. 517 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,000 I wanted to appraise you of some news. 518 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,760 I regret you were obliged to witness this. Your brother... 519 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,280 La. I'm not worried about him. 520 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,400 I'm worried about you. 521 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,640 I think your Miss Price leads you a merry dance. 522 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:48,200 If I were you, I would seek to know Miss Price a little better, 523 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,400 before presuming to... 524 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,280 know her better. 525 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,720 Hey, Lydia! 526 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,360 Life is pretty damn brilliant, don't you think? 527 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,720 Life at home is not... 528 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,760 rich in incident. 529 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,640 You won't always be at home. 530 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,040 The place from which you come is different. 531 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,160 Hah, too right. Hammersmith. 532 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,320 Don't stress about where you've been, Lydia. 533 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,800 Think where you're going. Just don't go anywhere near Wickham. 534 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:45,240 Hello. 535 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,160 Hello. 536 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,760 My brother has told me to stay in this room. 537 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,120 Good advice. Why? 538 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,920 I would've thought... 539 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,080 ..because of... 540 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,120 what happened to you, 541 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,240 with Wickham. 542 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,280 What you have been told happened to me 543 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,000 is not what happened. 544 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:14,680 My nurse conceived... a passion for Mr Wickham. 545 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,920 She took me with her to a place where she could encounter him, 546 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,840 as though by hazard. 547 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,480 For this enterprise, I was the mask. 548 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,000 But I had fallen in love with him. 549 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,440 Every instant that her back was turned, 550 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,840 I offered myself to him. 551 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,200 He called me his sweet child, 552 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,560 his adorable child, 553 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,240 but a child nevertheless, and he refused me. 554 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:42,400 So I went to my brother, 555 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,960 and I told him that George had ravished me. 556 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,040 Jeepers. 557 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:56,080 Probity, Elysium, Canaan, and Tinkler. 558 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,440 Tinkler, Mr Collins? 559 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,440 My youngest brother, madam. 560 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,840 His baptismal name is Cymbal. 561 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,200 I Corinthians 13:1. 562 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,680 "I am become a sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal." 563 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,880 Oh, of course. 564 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,400 How very er... 565 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,840 ingenious were your parents in the naming of their children. 566 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,000 Tinkler is four and twenty years of age. 567 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,440 He's quite...stout. 568 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,080 But Miss Lydia, I am sure, 569 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,360 would have him cavorting about the house like a fawn. 570 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,440 It's an excellent match. (CHOKES) 571 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,160 What happened? Mr Bingley and I have been chatting. 572 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,800 Miss Price, my life... 573 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,840 ..is a pretty drear thing. 574 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000 But it is conducted for the greater part in public. 575 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,440 It is a rare moment that I am not closely observed by servants. 576 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,880 If one wished to know the truth about Fitzwilliam Darcy, 577 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,000 one need merely ask. 578 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,720 You're worried that I have a past that you don't know about? 579 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,640 I am braced for the truth. 580 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,240 Will you tell it me? 581 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,120 OK. 582 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,920 What I should do, what my mother would certainly say I should do 583 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,000 if she were here - thank God she isn't - 584 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,200 is keep my mouth shut. But given that I've never been able to do that, 585 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,360 and given that Caroline has almost certainly put it about 586 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,720 that I am the great whore of Hammersmith... 587 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,240 But you'd never listen to gossip, would you? 588 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,800 I love you for that, and that's the thing. 589 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,040 I love you. 590 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,720 I didn't know that. 591 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,320 I didn't know that. 592 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,600 But it is clear to me now that I have always loved you. 593 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,360 Every time I've fallen for a man, 594 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,480 I've closed my eyes and it's been you. 595 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,640 Even Michael, and I pretty much lived with him for a year. 596 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,640 So, yes. I have a past. 597 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,840 But every...instant in it contains you. 598 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,560 Everything I am... 599 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,480 ..belongs to you. 600 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,120 I cannot marry you. 601 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,600 I am sorry for you. 602 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,760 But a man like me cannot possibly marry a woman like you. 603 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,880 A woman like me? 604 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,920 You are not a maid. 605 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,720 I am sorry. 606 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,040 I've been incredibly stupid. 607 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,440 You told me the truth when I asked for it. 608 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,720 For that courage, I shall admire you always. 609 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,360 But it has cost me everything. 610 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,000 It has cost that of us both. 611 00:40:02,420 --> 00:40:04,340 (CLEARS THROAT) 612 00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:08,020 You'd never knock. 613 00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:10,540 What can I do for you, Miss Bingley? 614 00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:14,060 If the answer is "Sling your hook so I can get my paws on Darcy," 615 00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:17,300 you're in luck. Look at me, I'm going. 616 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:19,180 I do look at you, Miss Price. 617 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,620 You people. 618 00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:27,460 If just one of you actually said or did something you actually meant, 619 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:31,460 that had any emotional integrity, the rest of you would die of fright. 620 00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:34,580 You're staring at me, Caroline. It's a bit freaky. 621 00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:41,580 Good grief! 622 00:40:41,580 --> 00:40:43,460 Charles told me your secret. 623 00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:46,780 It is my secret too. 624 00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:50,620 I shall get my paws on Darcy, and I shall marry him, 625 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,820 because it is correct, 626 00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:55,780 and necessary and expected by everyone, including God. 627 00:40:57,660 --> 00:41:01,180 But the physical society of men is something I have never sought. 628 00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:04,780 I shall endure it with Darcy 629 00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:07,980 because endurance is the speciality of our sex. 630 00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:14,220 But the poetry of Sappho is the only music that shall ever touch my heart. 631 00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:17,420 Though I have yet to play upon the erm... 632 00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:19,300 instrument myself. 633 00:41:22,140 --> 00:41:24,060 I wanted you to know this. 634 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:30,140 And humour...sisterly communion, 635 00:41:30,140 --> 00:41:33,340 before you scuttle back to Hammersmith. 636 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,540 You don't get to marry Darcy. 637 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,260 Do I not? 638 00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:50,620 'Goodness. 639 00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:54,460 Jane Austen would be fairly surprised to find she'd written that!' 640 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:24,380 I've been talking to Georgiana. 641 00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:28,220 What a determined little girl. Don't tell Darcy. 642 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,620 He'd throw her out. 643 00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:35,620 Letting it circulate that you seduced Georgiana to protect her! 644 00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:37,740 I'm sorry, George, but... 645 00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:40,220 that's honourable. 646 00:42:44,540 --> 00:42:46,980 I got you all wrong. It's more fun that way. 647 00:42:49,180 --> 00:42:51,540 What's the matter here? 648 00:42:53,540 --> 00:42:56,300 Darcy said he loved me. 649 00:42:57,660 --> 00:43:00,140 I said I loved him back. 650 00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:02,740 And then, I found myself obliged to tell him... 651 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:04,900 a little bit too much about myself. 652 00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:08,220 He has rewarded your candour by casting you into outer darkness. 653 00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:10,140 (SIGHS) 654 00:43:11,540 --> 00:43:15,580 Oh, well. Caroline Bingley's an ocean-going whore, 655 00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:17,820 and she has no arse to speak of. 656 00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:20,660 Marriage to her would have been tiresome. 657 00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:25,140 You know what I think, Miss Price? 658 00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:27,820 I think you're a girl who's a very long way from home. 659 00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:46,420 Can you get me a carriage, please? I want to go home. 660 00:43:51,780 --> 00:43:53,820 Well... 661 00:43:53,820 --> 00:43:56,020 now, you know everything. 662 00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:58,740 What a jaundiced impertinence is this? 663 00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:01,420 To write a roman a clef about gentle people 664 00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:03,700 who have received you as their guest. 665 00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:06,460 You have not even the grace to disguise our names. 666 00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:09,420 It is a monstrous ingratitude and betrayal of trust. 667 00:44:09,420 --> 00:44:12,060 No wonder nothing about you seems plausible. 668 00:44:12,060 --> 00:44:14,660 Is your name Price, or is it Austen? 669 00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:16,660 Frankly, madam, I cease to care. 670 00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:21,020 You don't get it. 671 00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:23,780 How could you? Even I don't get it any more. 672 00:44:25,820 --> 00:44:29,340 I'll walk, thanks. There is nowhere for you to walk to from here. 673 00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:31,260 Then that's where I'll go. 674 00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:35,180 Goodbye, Mr Darcy. 675 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:45,020 Everything you think is wrong, Darcy. 676 00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:46,860 Everything. 677 00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:48,860 Georgiana, Wickham. 678 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:51,460 None of that happened the way you think it did. 679 00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:54,540 You'll never hear it from her, she's scared to death of you. 680 00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:56,620 And Bingley, your best friend! 681 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:59,580 He's become a drunk and that's your fault, yours! 682 00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:02,940 You're supposed to be so bloody incandescent with integrity, 683 00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:05,220 and you misjudge everybody. 684 00:45:06,580 --> 00:45:08,500 You misjudge me. 685 00:45:11,260 --> 00:45:14,940 'I love you. I love you. 686 00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:17,420 I want to die! I love you.' 687 00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:24,900 Lydia doesn't run off with Bingley, but with Wickham. 688 00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:28,020 I've asked Miss Bingley to be my wife and she has consented. 689 00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:30,420 Hammersmith. This is where you live. 690 00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:32,820 Time to take the weapons from the wall, 691 00:45:32,820 --> 00:45:34,700 and take guard! Mr Bennet! 692 00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:36,900 (SHRIEKING) 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00